26. Modern Toss


Cycle-by Designer Considers Modern Toss

Hey guys ….Think you’re clever yeah?

Sending me an abusive personalised birthday card?

Think you’re cool insulting people yeah? 

Modern Toss? Modern Tosh more like.

All I wanna know is how you knew I’d end up being drunk on absinthe,

studying cracks between paving stones on the way home

taxi-drivers hurling abuse at me out their windows

and then me throwing up everywhere just like on your birthday card.

Think you’re some kinda prophets now do ya, reading the future yeah?

Tossers. See ya around.


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